- "Oh, hi! You're Ivan, the new kid, right?"
- "Is it me, or is that Russian kid kind of cute?"
- "You're right, Ivan, (takes off the wig) it is a bad idea. I'll just be myself! In which case, (shoves Ivan aside) back off, loser!"
- "Who knew being the most popular girl in school would be so rewarding? Finally, I get all the attention Trixie gets. No more second banana for me. (claps twice; Chester and A.J. shows up) Drag me to the cafeteria."
- "(sigh; puts on her Trixie wig) Back to business."
- "Well, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity with of a thousand suns, which is just like Timmy's love for Trixie."
- "It feels good writing for "Kissy Kissy Goo Goo"!"
- "(future simulation) Well, for your sake, your cheerleading will go even better than mine."
- "No, no no no no no. We're much better than Vicky, I assure you."
- "You know, I don't say this very often, but ever since you've arrived here, my life has been a lot easier. It's good to have a friend that's much nicer than my other friends."
- "(standing next to a large bag marked "Heavy Hockey Supplies") They could have made me one of the lead players, but no, they made me a goalie!"
- "(as Hawk Gal) Duh, I'm half hawk. I have ears like one."
- "Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days."
- "Yeah! Yes! I'm tired of her picking on me. She's always think she's large, but by tomorrow, I'll be the one in charge."
- "Don't get near her, guys. When it comes to boys like you, she's a gold digger!"
- "(sigh) Betty, you never cease to be clever."
- "Okay, yes! I do love Timmy Turner. Heck, I'm head over heels in love with the boy! I've always loved him ever since I've first layed eyes on his stupid pink hat. Please, you have to keep it a secret. My life has more than enough bad luck without people knowing my deepest darkest secrets, especially from guys like you two! And if you tell a soul about this, (aggressively) I will clobber the both of you two so hard it won't even be funny!"
- "(teen self) And he makes me go back to the fourth grade, when he helped me pick up my pom poms, then had to pull up a different face over him when Tad and Chad showed up, and... slapped him."