- "Timmy, why do you always freak out when a new neighbor comes in?"
- "If there's one thing I hate, it's mean babysitters."
- "(disguised as Mark Chang) Don't worry, Mandie. I've changed. I promise that I'll never leave you at the altar ever again."
- "Well, at least my dad's scream sounds less girly than your dad's, Timmy."
- "(deadpan) OK, if you're Trixie, (puts on Timmy's pink hat) then I'm Timmy."
- "Viewers of Fairy World, do my improvised antics make me popular? Of course they do! But is everyone gonna be happy that I replaced Dr. Poof Everwish? I say absolutely not! Sure, he was a freak, but some people found him appealing! And this is why I decide to quit the show, and no network's gonna stop me! It may be for the better, or for the worse, you're the judge here. But, the truth is, I starred in this show not only because of the audition, but also because I loved Blonda. I mean, think about it, if it wasn't for her, All My Biceps wouldn't have been a thing! As popular as I was, I still think that Blonda deserves way more credit than I do. I wish the writers of the show didn't include me in the upcoming season, whenever that's gonna happen. And this is why I decided to give this Zappy award to Blonda. I know how it feels, when you acted hard all these years and you haven't even won a single Zappy for it. And in my opinion, she honestly deserves at least one Zappy award."
- "I can't believe it! It's you! T.V.'s Adam West!"
- "He's... gone? I really need to watch the news more often. So, who are you?"
- "Hey, it would've worked out if Carly was five years younger and Timmy was five years older. (Tootie glares) What? I'm just saying."